Artist Adds Brilliant Illustrations To The Funniest Things Kids Told Their Parents

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Motide
May 23, 2020 11:00 AM EDT

Ever wondered what would have happened if kids will write screenplays? Brutally honest, funny, sometimes naive screenplays? Well, a new Facebook page called Kids R the best screenwriters takes real quotes from real kids, present them as scenes from a play and adds brilliant illustrations to add some extra fun. 

Here are some of the best quotes we found there, you are more than welcome to send them you kid (or grandson) quote and be featured there.


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  • 01
    Text - DAD Mom and Roni (3.5) are playing 'House'. Roni: "I'll be Dad, but don't shout at me." BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - How & Meow to 197,095 Dad and Mia (4.5) on the way to Kindergarten. Mia: You do horrible braids. Dad, trying to teach a lesson: How do we improve when we are really bad at something? Mia: We watch YouTube. BY =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - FIGHT YOUR TURN MY TURN my YOUR TURN TURN QUARTER TO FIGHT QUARTER PAST FIGHT YOUR TURN my TURN YOUR TURN HALF My TURN PAST FIGHT Mom watching Alon (5) and Tal (4) playing. Mom:I want to tell you I really enjoy watching you play so nicely. Tal: Mom don't worry, we will fight soon. EKids R the best screenwriters EAL KIDS, QUOTES
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    Text - Night Quote Evening-After organizing the house. Mom: Noam, thank you for cleaning up the living room so nicely. Noam (6): You don't have to thank me. If it wasn't for your screaming, it would never have happened. EKids R the best screenwriters V REAL QUOTES BY REAL KIDS!
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  • 05
    Text - WE WILL NOT BITE THE DUST! DISCRIMINATION WE'RE ALL FROM WE WILL NOT FALL EASILY! THE SAME MOUTH! Talia got hit on the tooth during Kindergarten. Talia (4.5): Mom, it hurts when I chew. Mom: So try to chew on the side that doesn't hurt. Talia: I can't. All my teeth want to be a part of it. EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS REAL QUOTES
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    Text - 140 170 Yoav (3): Mom, you used to be thin. Mom: And what am I now?! Yoav: Happy! Kids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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    Text - UNTITLED 1 Ethan (5) drew a picture on a piece of paper and shows his Mom: "And now Mom, click 'Save!." =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - WOW MOM Yael (8) is trying to remember the name of the movie "Wonder Woman": Come on! That superhero that can do everything and has all those superpowers... what's her name? Ziv (4.5): Mom. EKids R the best screenwriters EAL KIDS, QUOTES
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  • 09
    Text - Barak (4): Why are humans always humans? Aunt: That's the way it is. Whoever was born a human will always be a human... Barak: But I want to be an elephant! Aunt: You can't. Whoever was born a human will always be a human. Barak:I don't want to talk to you anymore!! EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - NINE, EIGHT, SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, FOUR... Ethan (3) gets hurt and runs to Dad. Ethan: Dad! Bring me ice! Dad taking his time.. Ethan: Faster, faster! Before the pain goes away!!! EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - MOM? Dad is making homemade popcorn using a pot. Avia (5): "Dad! Look! All the popcorns are hatching out of their shells!" ey REAL =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS!
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    Text - Note to self: Gorgeous Shira (6.5) Having an honest moment: "The truth is that Talia's (kid from kinder) paintings are the prettiest, but I don't want to offend myself so I keep saying that mine is the prettiest." BY EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!
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  • 13
    Text - WISDOM JOY LAUGHTER SATISFACTION Boaz (5.5) looking through photos of his Grandma when she was younger and tells her: "Grandma, You are more beautiful older." BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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    Text - OH WHAT HAPPENED?? IT'S JUST КЕТСHUP. Jonathan (3.5): Dad, my tummy is a little worried. Dad: So what can we do to make it stop worrying? Jonathan: Fries with ketchup. BY EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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  • 15
    Text - Night Quote Mom and Adam(2.5) at a children's show. Intermission. Mom: Adam, are you having fun? Adam: No. I don't like people. BY EKids R the best screenwriters NREAL KIDS! QUOTES
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  • 16
    Text - HONEY, MOM AND DAD WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING... Talia (2.5) enters the kitchen and grabs the cookie jar. Mom: Talia what are you holding? Talia embarrassed, looks at the cookie jar, and improvises: What, it's not a book? EKids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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    Text - SO... DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES? Yahav (3.5) crying: Dad, there's a spider here! Dad: It's okay, spiders that live in houses don't do anything. Yahav: But he's running away from me! Dad: That's because he's afraid of you. Yahav: But he doesn't even know me!! EKids R the best screenwriters QUOTES REAL KIDS!
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  • 18
    Text - OH BABY, ARE YOU OK? Mom in the shower, Guy (6) asks from the door if he can play with her iPhone. Mom says yes. All of a sudden there's a loud crash sound followed by Guy screaming: "Mom, don't worry, I'm the one that fell!" BY EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!
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    Text - DUDE, WHERE ARE YOU? I'M SUBLETTING AN APARTMENT IN THE CITY. Gali (6): Mom is it true that flies only live for two weeks? Mom: That's true Gali. Gali: He's rude! He lives his whole life in our home!! BY =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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  • 20
    Text - YOU DON'T SEE ME, YOU FEEL ME... Shahar (6): Dad, who bought the towel rack hanger? Dad: Grandma did. Shahar: Why? Dad: She saw it in a store, and thought about us. Shahar: Oh Dad, why couldn't she see Lego? BY QUOTES =Kids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS! レ
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  • 21
    Text - A •.... ..... ..... Adi (6) doing his homework: "I really want to know how to read and write, but it's so boring getting there!" BY EKids R the best screenwriters QUOTES REAL KIDS!
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  • 22
    Text - Yael (4.5): Mom, do you remember when I was at the doctors and you were at the drugstore and we met? Mom: Yes honey, it was last Friday. Yael: Last Friday? Mom: Yes. Yael: So there won't be any more Fridays? BY EKids R the best screenwriters REAL KIDS!
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  • 23
    Text - CRYING DETECTOR: ALWAYS NEVER ALONE NOT ALONE PINKY TOE Itay (6): Mom, yesterday the door hit me really hard on my leg. Mom: Oy, did it hurt? Did you cry? Itay: No way! There was no one at home. BY =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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  • 24
    Text - YOAU DAD MOM Yoav (4.5) Whispers to dad: Dad, I have a secret to tell you. I love you... (Dad Melting) Mom: Yoav, maybe you have a secret to tell me too? BY Yoav, whispering: Mom, I love him. o0 =Kids R the best screenwriters KIDS! REAL QUOTES
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  • 25
    Text - Night Quote Or (7) with her Grandpa at the mall, on the way to the restrooms. Grandpa: Since you're a girl, which toilets do you go to? Or: The one with the picture of the woman wearing a skirt. Grandpa: And since l'm a boy, which one do I go to? Or: The one with the picture of the woman wearing pants. BY REAL 00 EKids R the best screenwriters KIDS! QUOTES.
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    Text - Реach Wax NEW! Yael (5) pointing at Mom's razor: "Mom, is this a leg peeler?" EKids R the best screenwriters REAL QUOTES BY REAL KIDS!
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    Text - HELP Aaron (4.5) standing next to his newborn brother's stroller, when all of a sudden the baby starts screaming. Grandpa: Aaron, what did you do to him? Aaron: What did you see? EKids R the best screenwriters V REAL QUOTES BY REAL KIDS!
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  • 28
    Text - MUTE Short car ride. Berry (4) won't stop complaining that she is bored. Mom: When you were younger, even during long car rides you never complained and behaved better. Berry: When I was younger I didn't know how to talk. Kids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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  • 29
    Text - "...And they lived happily ever after to the end of the day." Nadav (5) Kids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES! 3.
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    Text - WHAT'S UP CUPID? DUDE, SO MANY EXTRA HOURS! Chaguy (5) receives paintings from girls in kindergarten. Chaguy: Mom, Daria drew that she is in love with me, and Omeri drew that she's in love with me, and Liam is in love with me... Mom: Are all the girls in kindergarten in love with you? Chaguy: No...some of the boys too. Kids R the best screenwriters V SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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    Text - I SEE WHAT YOU DID HERE... "Mom, Can I have just one cookie and for the third one to be the last?" Ariel (4) Kids R the best screenwriters SEND US YOUR KIDS' QUOTES!
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